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Jan 15 2009

Want to make money in the stock market?

Published by sincerewriter at 4:35 am under money Edit This

We had an interesting encounter yesterday, me and the wife. Our neighbor had invited a fellow who specialized in interpreting signs and moles on the body. He asked me to open my palm outwards when it was my turn to know about me. Soon he got excited and said ” Have you won any lottery?” When I sad no, he said ” Have you made any big money on the stock market?” When I said no again, he was truly disappointed ” You just don’t know what you are missing. Take a look, your ring finger is much longer than your index finger. It means that you have great confidence in dealing in stocks and shares. What you buy will rise no doubt.” I said I wll keep this in mind. Maybe I too could make a little money. Then he went on to tell about moles in different parts of the body. When he asked me if I had moles anywhere, I told him I had one clearly on my ( you know where), he was thrilled. “Man, you really are lucky. Is this your first marriage? Do you have women outside of marriage?” When I told I had plenty of women chasing me though I did not succumb to the temptation, he looked sad. Talk about chastity and God’s word about one man, one woman!
Saw something else interesting on tv - it seems one man got totally cured of his alchohol problem by taking a big dose of Beclofan. Anyone wanting to try?

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